- I keep seeing things that aren't so much 'Web 2.0' as 'me 2.0'
- I had that Emma Bovary in the back of the cab once...
- If you buy a Sony CD it saves you the 15 minute wait to get rooted
- I now realise that Our Island Story was an extended set up for 1066 and All That
- Was the Master jealous of the Doctor in Dr Who because he never finished his PhD?
- That much Halloween candy is bound to bring on apocolocyntosis
Inspired by the latest 5ive, which is much funnier.