- getting thrown out of an internet café for spending 4 hours 'working on your startup' after buying one small mocha.
- The uncomfortable anomie San Francisco hipsters get when they come down to the Valley for a geek event, caused by the sunshine and available parking.
Update: WiFired made the final round, so do go and vote for it at Valleywag.
Further Update: I won! Thank you all for your support. My initial reaction is to buy every track mashed into the sublime Raiding the 20th Century by Strictly Kev, Paul Morley and a cast of thousands.
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